A couple weeks ago, I booted a couple shoplifters out of Haven Comics (for trying to steal promo items I probably would have given them if they'd just asked nicely, but that's another story.) Today, for for upholding order and comic shop law, I was awarded a special medal of merit by the Ankh-Morpork city watch!
Well, okay. My friend Carly delivered it to me, and it looks an awful lot like the unofficial city watch badges this guy
makes, but Carly insists that it came from Commander Vimes himself, and that's good enough for me. Fabricati diem, pvnc!